And yes, my childhood obsession with The Sims triggered my urge to get others doing things because of my words.

Wonder how I balance life away from the collaborative deck?

I accidentally learned German out of embarrassment.

Shared an office with Rihanna.

Use friends as guinea pigs for my chef delusions.

If you want to chat with someone who can dig out the weirdest stories from the most reluctant or boring places, WhatsApp me!

(calls are scary).